What would Sigmund Freud have said about the popularity of a giant wiener cavorting across the American landscape? I'd guess nobody really gives a damn anymore, besides the staunchest of the old-school psychoanalysis crowd. But I can't help but wonder what fascinates me about the greatest mobile icon of popular culture ever to grace our roadways; maybe it's innate pride in the American audacity and know-how that went ahead and said "yes, we can build a giant hot dog and have a little guy in a chef's hat drive it around." Or maybe it's the absurdity of it. It's probably a little of both.

In any case, I think we should all think about how something fairly insignificant like the Wienermobile brings some joy into our everyday lives, and how it's the little things that help us get through the day. Every person who's ever told me about their "sighting" of the Weinermobile did it with excitement in their eyes and voice that is rivalled only by a kid on Christmas morning. I think we need a few more Wienermobiles around, along with Big Boy up on top of our hamurger stands, and ice cream shops shaped like giant banana splits. The sterilization of American roadsides through well-meaning but ill-thought-out signage regulations saddens me to no end. Pastoral beauty is gone, and it ain't comin' back; let's at least have some fun.

So don't take the Wienermobile for granted, nor the other relics of our popular culture that might make you smile; the old neon motel sign near the highway, or the character on your favorite box of cereal.

And ya know, if Freud ever happened across the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile one day, I'd like to think the master of dream-symbolism interpretation would just smile and say, "sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog."
Part of my 'Wiener' collection, which I've never told my therapist about. Also see my original Wienermobile animation cel from the '50's or '60's...
I only have one good "link": (HaHa! Link!) Oscar Mayer's very cool Wienermobile page
Wienermobile and everything related ©2006 Oscar Mayer Foods


 

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