Rockhead's What is you?

What is you, Rockhead's?

I got this question over the phone one day, repeatedly, from a woman who saw an ad I put in a weekly White Trash Shopper-type paper. "What IS you?" she kept asking, frantically, trying to figure out what exactly Rockhead's "is." "Rock-hayd?! What IS you?!" I can't even imagine why it was so important to her. In any event, I couldn't adequately explain it, so here's a primer on what Rockhead's is. (IT'S "IN PROGRESS" OF COURSE, SO BUG BRIAN TO FINISH IT)

Brian during the Pokemon hell of '99. The little head-bobber tags read "SOLD OUT!" and "NO POKEMON." It was easier to wear the things than answer the question constantly: "Does you gots any Pokey-Mans cards?"

How to get here:

Here's a map I stole off Yahoo, which I don't feel too guilty about since the stupid thing didn't even put us in the right location. So head to the blue star I added, not the red one. From anywhere in the world, you can easily get to us by taking the highway 50 off-ramp in Kenosha off of I-94 smack-dab between Chicago and Milwaukee and head east. Just follow the orange arrows (at the edge of the map, you're about 7 miles from the interstate). From Racine, come down 22nd ave, which is both Meacham and Ohio Street in different parts of your sadly confused city. From Zion and other nearby Illinois destinations, try Sheridan Rd. or 39th avenue (Louis or something like that south of the border).